Go away!

Here I'm sitting at home in the evening, around 10 o clock, nice and comfy in my camping tuxedo.

Suddenly my doorbell goes.
I think "whoever could it be?" My door is already locked, my curtains already closed.
My front door screams "go away!"
In a ... figurative sense*, of course.

I open the curtains, and the door, and see two unknown people.
The male person says: "Good evening, we're from a Christian organisation and we were wondering if you would invite us in and have a nice chat with us."
Uhh ... how about nooooooo!
So I respond to them: "Erm, no I'm kinda busy with something, sorry."
(yeah busy getting you guys to go away.)

So I close the door and all was well again!

Conclusion: Christian people like to talk about God with people wearing pyjamas.
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* how cool would it be if my door would actually scream "go away!" when people try to knock?!